T‑Shirt — "Don't Scan Me Bro" Vintage Photo Graphic Tee
T‑Shirt — "Don't Scan Me Bro" Vintage Photo Graphic Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight tee carries a quiet, defiant energy while paying homage to Alex Jones' refusal to bow to the Beast system.
A grainy vintage photo print sits over the chest depicting Alex in handcuffs being flanked by Troopers, anchored by the understated caption “DON’T SCAN ME BRO.” Wear it with worn jeans and a slow-smoked playlist; it slips into nights out, coffee line conversations, and even your next trip to the DMV!
The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps a low profile while making a subtle statement about privacy and personal freedom.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- No side seams — smooth tubular knit for a cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and reduce stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck labels for crisp imagery
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean